Phil Ochs - Talkin' Pay Tv Lyrics
Walkin down to denver townI watched the western sun go down.Thought that I would stop a while,Switch around my tv dial.Got some free tee vee . . . only price was a little boredom.Well, Im not sure about my tasteBut it seemed that tv land was a waste.I saw 30 westerns, 30 private eyes, 30 doctors operated before my eyes.None of the operations was successful, though . . . its hard to operateWith so much violence around.Well, every few minutes theyd take a breakFor a profound message on a stomach ache.They sold cures for dandruff, milk from the farmPerfume for my underarms.Ive had enough . . . Im stickin to greasy kid stuff.Well, the blood and gore was upon the floorAnd I couldnt hardly stand no more,So I walked outside to get some air.A theater owner was standing there:Carryin a picket sign . . . said pay tv was un-american.He said Im against that pay tv.Ive much rather have people pay me.A dollar for parking, two for the show,Three for the baby sitter, there you go!Get to see a wide-screen spectacular . . . hercules meets godzilla . . .Audience meets nausea.Well, pay tv is fine to seeYou get much better quality:Broadway shows, heavy-weight fightsFirst-run movies every night.Viewers of denver, unite! . . . nothing to lose but commercials.Well, people are afraid of something new.They laughed at planes before they flew.You know, you only get just what you buySo give that pay tv a try.Remember: . . . families that pay together stay together.