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  • Charlene-2: When a dictator gets deposed,
  • And then he's thrown into the DOC...
  • Doofenshmirtz-2: Oy vey!
  • Charlene-2: His wife is thrown in right beside him
  • Under key and lock.
  • So to avoid a situation
  • With such limited appeal...
  • Doofenshmirtz-2: Me and Mrs. Doofenshmirtz,
  • We struck a little deal.
  • Charlene-2: We told everyone around us
  • We had split.
  • Doofenshmirtz-2: Yes, we were through!
  • So, if they came to haul me off,
  • They wouldn't get her, too.
  • Charlene-2: There's that and then there's also tax
  • Advantages, of course.
  • Doofenshmirtz-2 and Charlene-2: All the convoluted reasons
  • We pretend to be divorced.
  • We get double the amount
  • Of discount coupons in the mail.
  • We have twice the junk to offer
  • In our annual yard sale.
  • We each have our separate bathrooms,
  • Bedrooms, living rooms, and dens,
  • We see each other all the time
  • But through a telescopic lens.
  • Charlene-2: We don't agree on restaurants
  • Or where to holiday.
  • Doofenshmirtz-2: But now for those activities
  • We go our separate ways.
  • Doofenshmirtz-2 and Charlene-2: We spend so little time together,
  • Conversation's never forced.
  • All the convoluted reasons
  • We pretend to be divorced.

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