Phish - Alumni Blues Lyrics
Woke up this morning and I had those walking blues (x2)I wasnt walkin nowhere cause I didnt have no floor!Staring over the edge of the bedMy old lady lying next to me, I started to cry (x2)She said Im gonna take this diploma,Im gonna slice you in the eye!Well Im alright (hes alright) (x9)cause I got a degree!Escaping through my windowTheres a policeman on the lawn outside my home (x2)I opened my mouth to scream but my throat was full of foamSo Im sittin in this cellMy fortune dwindled to a thimble full of filth (x2)I may spend the rest of my life in jail but at least its got a floor!Chorus