Phish - Trials & Tribulations Lyrics
The swiss miss girl made her fortuneDoing commercials on tvBut easy come, easy go wasHer philosophyShe spent all of her moneyShe was searching for some cashSo she went to her friend capt n crunchWhom shed met at a hollywood bashThe second that he saw herHe said, I bet youre in needOf some doughPerplexed and confused she asked him,Oh but captain how did you know?Laughingly he responded,It was really just a lucky hunchWith tears in her eyes she pleaded,Will you help me out capt n crunch?The trials and tribulationsOf the swiss miss girlShes got a famous reputationAnd shes known throughout the worldBut lifes no bed of rosesShe would change things if she couldShe plans to make a brand new startAnd move out of hollywoodThe captain now was grinningHe felt he had her in the palm of his handHe said, darlin youre a penniless womanAnd Im a wealthy manYou know the rules of the game by nowIll scratch your back if you scratch mineHe said, let me take you outAnd well talk about thisOver a bottle of wineThe swiss miss girl was disgustedAnd she smacked him right in his faceThen she took his hatAnd she stamped on thatJust to put him in his placeBut the old man was persistentHe would not be undauntedThe more that hed been tauntedThe more she turned him onThen the captain made a pass at the swiss miss girlTryin to show her his affectionShe screamed for help and when she did...Mr. clean came to her protectionThe trials and tribulationsOf the swiss miss girlShes got a famous reputationAnd shes known throughout the worldBut lifes no bed of rosesShe would change things if she couldShe plans to make a brand new startAnd move out of hollywood
