Picture House - Fan Club Lyrics
(maitland)Hey hey, happy man, smiling as he leaves the book storeCarrying his carrier bags all bulging wideSuch a lucky man, such a lot to line your shelves withStarts to hurry so that he can getInsideEach book it overflows with violent murderThat he can read about in bed when he gets homeIt chills him to the boneChoruscos he loves jeffrey dahmerAnd he loves the son of samAnd he loves reciting segmentsFrom the silence of the lambsAnd he worships charlie mansonWishes he was eddie geinHes a member of the fan clubFor the criminally insaneHey hey, smiling man, smiling, leaves the local art house -Just seen henry for the thousandth timeDont walk - he skips along, calls in at the old newsagentTo see if his magazines come in on timeIt has a label screaming: adults onlyAnd lovingly details all the latest gruesome crimesHe laps up every lineChorusHey hey, happy man, smiling while his aunt & uncle haveFun force-feeding him with tea and cakesGlibly sipping sits, mind-undressing antique figuresBriskly stiffens when he hears his aunt y say:Well, aint that awful about that girl being murderedHis uncle nods and bellows: string the bastards up !!Our man just grips his cupChorus
