Pinhead Gunpowder - Kathleen Lyrics
I was sitting with a bloody headOutside of XAt the Berkeley SquareIn my proud boy dumbnessHalf drunk, half sexed,Half consciousLenny had said, "Shouldn't you check it?"I said, checking is for wimpsSo I flew into the hedgeUp and aboveLooking at the blue skies belowFlying like a doveI was head over heelsWhen I hit the manhole coverKathleen walked up, said, "You alright?"No, I'm in pain, duh.Well, sleeveless shirtsAnd catholic school skirts"Small girls, big cars", Al saysFor me it's the other way aroundShe said, "Just show me where it hurts"I said, you can pick me up and take me homeOr just join me on the groundAnd we could have some kidsIf we're lucky they'll be gayAnd we could be proud parentsIn the pride paradeI swear I almost cryEvery year when they go byIf I'd only been a girl instead ofA guy,Kathleen.