Planet Smashers - Missionary's Downfall Lyrics
Everybody on your kneesIts God say the Polynesse [Sic]They worship me mistakenlyI say Tiki, who was he?Trader Vic at Hinky DinksHe liked sex and he liked to drinkBuilt a temple to have funHuri Popo everyoneAku-Ako, Mai-taiTonights the night itll be just fineGombay Smash or Kapu-KaiCant be bothered by the 9 to 5Gotta get down at the coconut lounge tonightIsland people are a generous bunchOffering drinks and buffet lunchNo missionary could ever seeTheir downfall in TahitiCould this be paradise?Hula skirts are really niceSweet and fruity drinks with iceIf I die this would sufficeAku-Ako, Mai-taiTonights the night itll be just fineGombay Smash or Kapu-KaiCant be bothered by the 9 to 5Come on I wuna lei ya at the coconut lounge tonightAku-Ako, Mai-taiTonights the night itll be just fineGotta get down at the coconut lounge tonightAku-Ako, Mai-taiTonights the night itll be just fineGombay Smash or Kapu-KaiCant be bothered by the 9 to 5Gotta get down at the coconut lounge tonight