Poison Clan - Ho' Stories Lyrics
Intro: Madd Ball Yo JT check this out right: 'member back in the days niggas was skippin' shit right you know *****in' with the hoes and see we used to kick lil' rhymes and shit hey I want you to some of the SAME shit man! ... JT: Uh! One two! Madd Ball: Take us back in the days I want you to do this one for all the boys 'round the way you know what I'm sayin'? Same shit 'bout all those stank *****es. Verse 1: JT Money Hey yo, met a hoe named Sonia Said "Hey, baby doll, let a nigga get on ya!" She was with it, but one thing - She had one leg and walked with a cane I couldn't tell 'cause she was sittin' real pretty Bug fat ass and some FAT-ass titties +whistles+ When the hoe stood up, Trying to balance herself, I'm like, What the *****!? I was givin' her plenty play I ain't wanted to be rude, so I *****ed the hoe anyway I only did what I could, +grunting+ 'Cept for one thing about it, the ***** was good I threw that leg to the ceiling, Long-dicked the hoe, and the ***** started squealing +"Ahh! Ah! Ah! Ah!"+ Like a dog in pain, then the ***** Started cummin' and yellin' out my name +"Ahh, JT!! JT!! JT!!"+ Then she wrapped that leg 'round my waist, Held me close and said cum in her face Now you know I was wit' it Put dick in her mouth, and the silly ***** BIT it! Damn! I pulled it out quick +"God damn! Stupid *****!+ Now I got teeth-marks 'round my dick I hit that ***** like a man, Mad as *****, swollen dick in my hand Now I'm in pain, so I Beat that *****-ass with her own cane +imitates beating noises+ Jumped in the Bronze, Kept the *****' cane and made that ***** hop home! Madd Ball: Ha ha ha ha! JT: And ya don't stop! Silly ***** won't bite no dick no more! Madd Ball: No dick, hoe! JT: Silly ***** won't bite no dick no more! Crippled hoe, what you gon' do?? Madd Ball: What you gon' do?? Hey man, that's the SAME shit, boy, that shit FUNKY!! Hey man, ooh, lemme pass - pa -pass the *****in' joint - go-o-o-od damn! Kick one more, J! JT: Yo, check it out ... Verse 2: JT Money See a ***** on the bus stop, so I must stop Conversate a bit, try to slay the ***** +"Yo, wussup baby, wussup baby?"+ See, I'm a nigga that's out to get it And if the hoe down with it, best believe I'ma hit it See, any hoe'll pass I *****ed this fat hoe with dimples in her ass On heavy sense, dick hard as ***** And all I seen was this fat-ass slut I was only crackin' for a little head Fat *****' body slammed me on the bed Then the ***** might've tried me She got on top and tried to ride me +"Oh!! Ohhhhhhhh!"+ Couldn't overthrow her; she was 300 plus, Big fat greasy-ass stank ram slut! +Whew!+ And she refused to get up >From my chest to my knees was all wet up Big ***** was a freak She turned me over n' started lickin' up my butt-cheeks +*lapping noises*+ Then I got into it Said "Please! Don't squeeze my ass when you do it! +"Oh shit!"+ She must not have liked the taste 'Cause she stopped eatin' ass when I farted in her face +"Thpppt!"+ But I ain't wanted to quit I'm on that thing and with a hard-ass dick! *****! I ain't tryin' to play fussy Pushed her on the bed and took that fat *****! Peace! Madd Ball: Go-od damn! JT: Ha ha, yeah, for 1992! Yours truly, JT mother*****in' Money the *****izer! Madd Ball: In the house. JT: You know, yo, for the people out there who be wanna throw a nigga in jail, the lyrics in this song is, y'know what I'm sayin', fake shit names, nothin' but hoe stories ... Madd Ball: Fake shit; ain't for real! JT: ... I'm sendin' this one out to my manager Hop, you know what time it is, Hop! One time for my nigga Madd Ball, Shorty T ... Madd Ball: It's your boy. JT: ... Uzi, my nigga Ram, one time for the whole Clan ... Madd Ball: Big nose! JT: ... my nigga Leveke on the beat, Eddie on the board ... Madd Ball: Blood claat Eddie! JT: ... yo, Poison Clan's signin' the ***** outta here. Madd Ball: And we outta this mother*****er just like that, haaaaaaaa, ya stank *****es! This ain't nothin' but hoe stories, all y'all hoes, y'all know what time it is, you're the ones we talkin' 'bout! Ya stank fat BIIIIIIIIITCH
