Prefab Sprout - Horsechimes Lyrics
Hello johnson your mother once gave me a lift back from school- thats no reason to get so excitedId been playing football with the youngsters, johnson says dont dramatise- and you cant even spell salaciousIn a caravette with such a pretty widow, but wheels arent there to be looked at.- and its cheap to say that shes deliciousWhen shes someones daughterHorse chimes so stupid and so meanOn the offensive all wolf whistle and jeansHorse chimes they neigh they never bellAll straw and piss they never kiss but tellHorse chimes - coarse times are hereAnd dont I know it, and Im ashamedAnd you wont say it, that were to blameAnd I must changeThere is a saying tailormade for her she is the apple of your eye- lord dont smother her in soapy feelingsYou buy a pedestal only to rest it in a wheelchair- beauty cant be beauty till its dyingAnd I think Ill die unless I kiss you, please dont murder me- hark I hear the ghost of feeling leaving- and you know what pushed herHorse chimes so stupid and so meanOn the offensive all wolf whistle and jeansHorse chimes they neigh they never bellAll straw and piss they never kiss but tellHorse chimes - coarse times are hereAnd dont I know it, and Im ashamedAnd you wont say it, that were to blameAnd I must change