Primus - Dmv Lyrics
Ive been to hell. I spell it...i spell it dmvAnyone thats been there knows precisely what I meanStood there and Ive waited and choked back the urge to screamAnd if I had my druthers Id screw a chimpanzee-call it pointlessWhen I need relief I spell it thcPerhpas you may know vaguely what I meanI sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memoryAs I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy-call it pointlessBarbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle greaseThere comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheeseNow, lifes a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantriesCold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to dmv-call it pointlessIve been to hell. I spell it...i spell it dmvAnyone thats been there knows precisely what I meanIve stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteenAnd if I had my druthers Id screw that chimpanzee-call it pointless
