Primus - My Name Is Mud Lyrics
My name is mudNot to be confused with bill or jack or pete or dennisMy name is mud and its always beencause Im the most boring sons-a-***** youve ever seenI dress in blue-yes navy blueFrom head to toe Im rather drab except my patent shoesI make em shine, well most the timecept today my feet are troddin on by this friend of mineSix foort two and rude as hellI got to get him in the ground before he starts to smellMy name is mudMy name is mud, but call me alowishus devadander abercrombieThats long for mud so Ive been toldTold that by this sonsa***** that lies before me bloated blue and coldIve got my pride, I drink my wineId drink the finest except I havent earned a dime in several monthsOr were it yearsThe breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tearsWe had our words, a common spatSo I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball batMy name is mud