Primus - Poetry & Prose Lyrics
I aint one for poetry, aint one for prose. aint one for the scent of a sping-time rose.But the is one face that I do know, I sure get a kick out of that beavis and butt-head show.Other day I turn my tv on, and guess what I do see?Two crazy-ass cartoon sunsa*****es staring on back at me.Said what the hells this, and ler said boy, dont you know?The whole worlds gone crazy over that there beavis and butt-head show.Talk about couch fishing, now I could go for that.I could go for frog baseball, but I be inclined to use a cat!On comedy, Im a stooges man. I like larry, curly and moe.But now and then a get a chuckle watchin the beavis and butt-head show.Stone-temple pearlvana chain, now theres a helluva band.They got that original sound thats sweepin cross the land.Aint no zz top though, now thats the band for me.If I had my way mtvd play just them and ac/dc.I aint nothing special, Im your average kinda man.I like a frosted barley pop and I drink em outta the can!I dont give a rats ass about poetry and not a damn bout prose.I sure get a kick outta them beavis and butt-head shows.Butthead: hey beavis...Beavis: what?Butthead: I was just like...thinking and stuff...it was pretty cool.Beavis: yeah, Im gonna try that.Butthead: tv is cool...Beavis: yeah, yeah, tv rules....it rules! yeah...Butthead: hey beavis...i heard that pretty soon, theyre gonna have, like, 500 channels.Thats gonna be cool.Beavis: really? that would be cool.Butthead: you know what would be really cool, though? if like, one of the channels didnt suck.Beavis: yeah, but, like, if one of them didnt suck, why would you need the other...um...Three hundred and twenty-seven?Butthead: because, you know all those tv shows that suck? its like, you gotta put themSomewhere! you cant put em on the cool channel!Beavis: yeah, yeah! they should call it the cool channel!
