Primus - Pork Soda Lyrics
Now listen up you know ya come home from working that nine to five andLay yourself down on burgundy couch, you know, it never really wasBurgundy. it was red, and you painted with the goddamn sprinkler andNow you have bits and pieces of burgundy stuck to your but every timeYou get off of it. you never tell your family, you never tell yourFamily because, you know, ol junior, hes got no brains, and what canYou do? what can you do? (and old junior, you know, got a little crazyWith that p.b.j. that one day...? ? )ChorusGrab yourself a can of pork sodaYoull be feeling just fineAint nothin quite like sittin round the houseSwillin down them cans of swineHa ha ha! yes, dads an idiot alright!Well, alright, Im really starting to worry about you. you had to haveThat two-car garage with the large driveway so you could park thatGoddamn boat in it. if it wasnt for the boat (blah blah blah)ChorusI like kansas wine...Well, maybe its something simpler, like your team lost or yourGirlfriend used to be a guy, you know, I dont know. I mean...(blahBlah blah)