Primus - Tommy The Cat Lyrics
I remember as it were a meal agoSaid tommy the cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matterMay have nestled its way into his mighty throat. many a fat alley ratHad met its demise while staring point blank down the cavernous barrelOf this awesome prowling machine. truly a wonder of nature this urbanPredator. tommy the cat had many a story to tell, but it was a rareOccasion such as this that he did.She came slidin down the alleyway like butter drippin off a hotBiscuit. the aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion inEven the oldest of tigers that hung around the hot spot in thoseDays. the sight was beyond belief. many a head snapped for double,Even triple, takes as this vivacious feline made her her way into theDelta of the alleyway where the most virile of the young tabbys wereKnown to hang out. they hung in droves. such a multitude ofMasculinity could only be found in one place... and that wasOmalleys alley. the air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended)But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered up intoThe heart of the alley. she knew what she wanted. she was lookinFor that stud bull, the he cat. and that was me. tommy the cat is myName and I say unto thee...Say baby do you wanna lay down by me
