Proclaimers - Over & Done With Lyrics
This is the story of our first teacherShetland made her jumpersAnd the devil made her featuresThrew up her hands when my mum said our namesEmbroidered all her stories with slanderous claimsIts over and done withThis is the story of losing my virginityI held my breath and the bed held a trinityPeople Im making no claims to no mysteryBut sometimes it feel likeMy sex lifes all historyIm not saying these events didntTouch our lives in any wayBut, ah, they didnt make the impressionThat some people sayThis is the story of watching a man dyingThe subjects unpopularBut I dont feel like lyingWhen I think of it now I acted like a sinnerI just washed my handsThen I went for my dinner.