Procol Harum - Mabel Lyrics
Dont eat green meat it aint good for youYou know it killed your brother, killed your sister tooEven fresh fried chicken on new-mown sandCant beat red beans eaten outa your handOh mabel, mabel! you know I love you gal but Im not ableMabel, oh mabel, please get off the kitchen tableDont slice no onions, dont peel no grapeDream about banana slice nor sniff around short cakeAnd if on a winters day you find your sundials wrongYoull know the weather is whats brought it onOh mabel, mabel! you know I love you gal but Im not ableMabel, oh mabel, please get off the kitchen tablePut the peas in the pot, put the pot on the hotIn the cellar lies my wife, in my wife theres a knifeSo tote that hammer, lift that pickAnd banish inhibition with a pogo stickOh mabel, mabel! you know I love you gal but Im not ableMabel, oh mabel, please get off the kitchen table