Ras Kass - If/then Lyrics
If *****es aint shit but hoes and tricks,Then niggas aint shit but hoes with dicks(repeat 2x)Murderous verses,Mother*****ers wont even make it to the chorusTheyll find you and yo ***** buried in the angeles national forestAnything you can do, I heard it done before, better,But I can do you in 36 positionsEnter you like the wu-tang debutNow who remains true to the game?Damn shame it wasnt youFools lay claim to fly rhymes but I terrorize airlinesMy minds a porcelain glock 7 slippin through the metal detectorsReady to wetcha like baptismIts rap pugilism when I be placin 208 bones in one zone;With microphones, Im like the blade runner hunting clonesI beat it like one glove and a bad nose jobWith more breathin techniques than lamazeRas still be drinkin malt liquor brewsAnd continues the liquidation of crewsWit a drunken technique like shun dis kung fu on virtua fighter 2See me son, Im the one sportin dolce and gabbanaPeelin this bastards wig back like cradle capYou aint no cap peela for rillaAnd for who you desire to kill you need more God than zillaI breaksem off like a acrylic nailsTest me but you appear to be presley (press lee) like priscillaAnd still malicious disses, but this is 10% dis, 90% skillSo curses, foiled again like hersheys kissesYoure so-called vicious, althoughHow they gonna be a menace when it aint no men in it?Oh, they womenaces (with clitorises)In a new year, a new fear, and Im nuclearLets play a friendly game of who can ruin whos careerIm a killafornia b-boy, you like one of heavy ds boysGot niggas fallin off the stage like they was trouble t-royChorus (repeat 4x)(hey, whip these niggas ass)Watch me gamble for paradiseAnd if I gotta pay the priceEasy come, easy go like eric wrightcause I used to get my fade wit a comb and a razor bladeWith a 9800 module back in the dayThey say it takes 5000 to educate, 30,000 to incarcerateGimme 5,000,000 in the lottery wit high cholesterol cloggin my arteryIm not the boss hogg or the pimp and ***** legalizin hempKeep the profit on the streets***** police on the creep three deep in a silver capriceAnd the black chief of policeNo justice, no peaceVerbally, Im takin off from the baselineWith my nuts in your face like scottie pippenAs opposed to flippin chickensSo kill game like chris webber in sudden deathcause you callin for timeouts when you got no time leftOn some highlander shit cause, son, there can only be oneAnd heads is flyin faster than ronald servesTwo all-beef patties on a sesame seed bunReal thorough - duh do do do, duh do duh do doI wanna give it to you all night long just like the mary jane girls(aaalll niiight long!) (laughter) (niggas aint shit!!!)A bloodstained wall emanates from my nostrilI pull *****es like a hamstring and take out an mc like a tonsilForty story buildins horizontalWithin the confines of 33 lines and a margin mentally squabbinSee, every time my lips part its a million man marchAnd my heart is a pit with a million skin heads moshinDaily I walk through hell smellin like chanel but far from frailI roll with my clique like par-a-palegicsConfrontation conversation, catch-22 exclamationsBut the explanation was deeper than a louis leaky excavationFools, youre makin peace when the enemy is blasphemeGuess we got some nuts hangin in between like a mother*****in drag queenBut dont nobody wanna test though, ya niggas is petroWhen I put the lead to your head like destroChorus (repeat 4x)
