Rehab - Halftime Lyrics
Chuck Janke (Brooks Buford): Well, its been a hell of a game thus far, Wink.Wink Dinkerson (Danny Boone): Yeah, it sure has Chuck. You know, Brooks Buford was a three-time white chip All-American at Alberta Baptist Technical School for the Blind.CJ: Hmmm. Wow!WD: Hes like a nine-dicked weasel.CJ: You know, also, Danny Boone, he got drafted straight outta Mother***** U.WD: Huh?CJ: They said he majored in kickin ass.WD: Yeah! I heard he made the fiends list!(Laughter)CJ: Gosh darn it, Wink, you sure do crack yourself up, dont cha? Well, for the halftime show we have a group called Rehab.WD: Ahhh!CJ: Apparently, theyre gonna perform with the Dixie Demon marching band and the cheerleaders and some guy named Killer? something or another or something.WD: Jumpin jehosephat! Where does the school find these *****s?CJ: Who knows, Wink, probably a used condom!(Laughter)WD: Well, here they go kids! Lets have a listen!
