Replacements - Waitress In The Sky Lyrics
She dont wear no pants and she dont wear no tieAlways on the ball, shes always on strikeStruttin up the aisle, big deal, you get to flyYou aint nothin but a waitress in the skyYou aint nothin but a waitress in the skyPaid my fare, dont wanna complainYou get to me, youre always outta champagneTreat me like a bum, dont wear no tiecause you aint nothin but a waitress in the skyYou aint nothin but a waitress in the skyAnd the sign says, thank you very much for not smokingMy own sign says, Im sorry, Im smokinDont treat me special, dont kiss my assTreat me like the way they treat em up in first classSanitation expert and a maintenance engineerGarbage man, a janitor and you my dearA real union flight attendant, my oh myYou aint nothin but a waitress in the skyYou aint nothin but a waitress in the skyYou aint nothin but a waitress in the sky