Richard Thompson - Don't Tempt Me Lyrics
That gorilla you're dancing withMay not have too long to liveHe's putting his hands in the wrong placesTime to rearrange his faceHe's gonna dance with me insteadI'm gonna tap dance on his headDon't tempt meI'm half-way out of my seatHe's got the looks, he's got the lollyDriving me clean off my trolleyDoing the jitterbug, doing the jiveDoing the shimmy, snakes aliveThat's not a dance, that's S-E-XBan that couple, certificate X!Get yer mittens off my galOr you'll end up as mincemeat palI've got friends, mean sonsThey've got knives, chains, gunsGas, grenades, knuckle-dusters,Lazy Susans, BlockbustersI'm sitting here, calm as I canWhile you polish the floor with another manI'm not mad, I'm a cuddly toyJust keep me away from laughing boyYou say he's a relative, some hopeIf he's your uncle, I'm the Pope