Robyn Hitch***** - The Cheese Alarm Lyrics
Roquefort and grueyere and slippery BrieAll of these cheeses they happen to meOh pleaseRough pecorino and moody Rams HallStop me before I just swallow it allOh pleaseSomebody ring the cheese alarmOh pleaseSomebody ring the cheese alarmGoats' cheese cylinder, tangy and whiteRoll over me in the flickering nightOh pleaseChaume and Jarlsberg, applewood smoked"The pleasure is mine," he obligingly jokedOh pleaseSomebody ring the cheese alarmOh pleaseSomebody ring the cheese alarmHey now, Fletcher, don't keep me up lateI can't even fit into size thirty-eightsOh pleaseJuddering Stilton with your blue-blooded veinsYou can't build a palace without any drainsOh pleaseOh pleaseOh pleaseHalf the world starving and half the world bloatsHalf the world sits on the other and gloatsOh pleaseTruckle of cheddar in a muslin rindWould you give it all up for some real peace of mind?Oh no