Roger Miller - Hand For The Hog Lyrics
Well, I always heard but I aint to sureThat a mans best friend is a mangy curI kinda favor the hog myselfHow about a hand for the hogYa say, a hog aint nothin but a porky thingLittle forked freet with a nosy ringPickle them feet folksHow about a hand for the hogIf you took a notion Ill betA good hog would make a hell of a petYou could teach him to ride and huntYou could clean him up and let him sit up frontIn the scheme of things the way things goYou might get bit by the old fidoBut not by the gentle porker friend.How about a hand for the hogA feller and a hog had a comedy actThe feller was terrible as a matter of factThat hog was a funny sucker thoughHow about a hand for the hogIf you took a notion I betYou could teach a hog to smoke a cigaretteWell it might take a little bit of timeBut hell, whats time to a hogWell, the way I see it it looks like thisEither you aint or either you isA true blue lover of the swine, folksHow about a hand for the hog