Roger Miller - I'd Come Back To Me Lyrics
Well, if birds flew underwater, if a dollar bill was a dimeBoy wouldnt things be crazyBut maybe then youd come around some timeIf steamships flew the skyways, and honey wasnt made by the beeIf black was blue, if I was you, Id come back to meTheres no way for you to knowHow much that I miss you soThe worldd have to turn outside inFor you to ever be mine againWell now if airplanes all flew backwardsAnd the moon was at the bottom of the seaIf one was two, if I was you, Id come back to meWhat if everything got reversed, poor folks ate caviarAnd rich folks took to riding on santa fe boxcarsMy hopes for your returning look hopeless as can beIf one was two, if I was you, Id come back to meTheres no way for you to knowHow much that I miss you soThe worldd have to turn outside inFor you to ever be mine againWell now if polar bears wore derbies, and penguins ivy leagueIf are was you, if I was you, Id come back to meIf one was two, if I was you, Id come back to meIf egg was foo, if I was you, youd be too young for me