Rucka Rucka Ali - Ima Korean Lyrics
(feat. DJ Not Nice)I'm a KoreanAnd I'd like my chinese food cooked rightCause they're not giving me the good riceAnd the dyke giving me my food looks like a lesbianI don't like how my beef pork looks likeAnd the last time I eat your food I got theRice chicken beef tofu now I poop while I'm peeingAnd you might not belive I could fightI'm a white belt but I have two stripesI don't like all you little blue eyed dumb white EuropeansI would like to just drink my bud lightMaybe bomb a couple thing in HawaiiAnd blow up the countries I don't likeCause I'm a KoreanI'm not that nice (uh uh)I build a bomb (yeah)Then pick a country (you)And blow I upI work for NASA (cool)We look at stars (wow)You know ApolloThat movie is goodI talk like ching chang chongWhy do you drop on me so much NapalmI been trained to kill with my Tai Kwan DoAnd my whole continent is a dry cleaning storeBonzaiI like to play magic cardsYou heard of chinaI was in charge of china town in VietnamI'm still aroundYou can come through to playWhen I play poker I just throw all my chips inHello, I'm yellow just like Homer SimpsonI smoke coke, it's funYou think I'm joking manI made alot of money from PokemonI'm a KoreanI think Michael Jackson's a good guyI don't mind if he sleeps with young guysCause in my country we can touch young guysOn their penisAnd my wife is 13 and cooks myMacaroni n' cheese so good I got her out on the streetFor a good good price 10 years agoI'm not gonna lie (uh uh)I like it rough (uh huh)Hillary ClintonLet's get it on (woo)I have a missile (uh huh)It's very small (so small)It's in my pants (hehe)I can't get it up (aww)I bomb New York (oops)Better luck next timeYou heard of London (uh huh)Not anymore (aww)I bomb Iran (yeah)Oops that's JapanNot againI made a goofNow I gotta start againI roll thw world up in a ball like KatamariIf I bomb your crib, yep sorryI'm a ninja warriorI went to Harvard, I bomb pearl harborI want the whole world to know that I'm powerful(I am small penis)Everyone to the floor, we all gonna diePut your heads between your legs and say ko ni chi waDeath to all, ***** the world cause I like TupacNow the world must stop, cause of my small *****One day you'll say why is everyone deadWhy didn't we just do what Kim Jong II saidNow we all are slaves, monkeys run this placeIt's planet of the apes (oh okay)I'm a KoreanAnd I'm not gonna beef with suge knightBecause I think that if he heard myMy Tupac parody he'd find my and tell me I'm stealingAnd I'd like my chinense food cooked rightI don't like Japanese or the ThaiI would like to see the whole world dieCause I'm a Korean
