Rucka Rucka Ali - Russia Is Gay Lyrics
[Chorus:]Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gayRussia's gayIn it everyone has aidsAnd they all got it from butt sexTheir president finger bangs them little kids[Verse 1:]I, wait so long in the snowFor one little piece of bread (of bread)And I have been drunk since I was bornAnd I keep Mongolians in a cageI'm poorI sold my child for a sip of vodkaMy wife is named Svetlana BorshtynskovskiskaAt my space station, we tried to send a cardboardbox up into the sky[Hook:]When the wall came downAnd them Russians rushed out,It was a day when freedom wonIf mister Putin wants to invade GeorgiaWe'll be waitin' here with guns (I live in atlanta)[Chorus:]Russia's gayThey suck alot of long dicks on the internetRussia's gayThey like to touch on young boys a little bitRussia's gayIn it everyone has aidsAnd they all got it from buttsecksRu- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay[Verse 2:]I, eat sour dough, it no goodI have never seen a real black man (black man)And I, have ten kids, I can't feedI hope we fight a nuclear war (da)I hope I eat a piece of fish for dinnerWe have a wall to keep my people in hereThe KGB, arresting me, cause they catch meTouching myself[Hook:]Tell the troops right nowTime to bomb MoscowFun time & games are doneWe should kill them RuskisAnd take their landCause it's far from MexicoThis one's for 9/11[Chorus:]Russia's gayIt looks like candylandAnd the palace is, plasticThey wear those dumb *****ed up hatsWith fur on itRussia's gayIn it everyone has aidsAnd they all got itFrom butt sexRu- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay[Verse 3:]Hey let me tell ya right nowThem russians ain't gonna take VietnamNot without me in chargeI got a mail order brideCame here in a box from PetersburgShe left her *****in' kid to starveHey mister ObamaGet your club & goHave a word with MedvedevGet him good in the chestAnd tell mister Ching Chang ChongIf he wants to get involvedAll your missilesWon't add inches to your penis[Hook:]When the wall came downAnd them Russians rushed outIt was a day when freedom wonBut then when David HasselhoffStarted singin' on carsThey were puttin' the wall back upCause baby Russia's *****in'gay[Chorus:]Russia's gayIn it everyone has aidsAnd they all got it from butt sexRu- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gayRussia's gayIn it everyone has aidsAnd they all got it from butt sexRu- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay
