Rufus Wainwright - That's Entertainment! Lyrics
A Clown With His Pants Falling DownOr The Dance That's A Dream Of RomanceOr The Scene Where The Villain Is MeanThat's EntertainmentThe Lights On The Lady In TightsOr The Bride With The Guy On The SideOr The Ball Where She Gives It Her AllThat's EntertainmentThe Plot Could Be Hot, Simply Teeming With SexA Gay Divorcee Who Is After Her ExIt Could Be Oedipus RexWhere A Chap Kills His Father And Causes Lots Of BotherThe Clerk Who Is Thrown Out Of WorkBy The Boss Who Is Thrown For A LossBy The Skirt Who Is Doing Him DirtThe World Is A Stage, The Stage Is A World Of EntertainmentIt Might Be A Scene Like You See On The ScreenA Swain Being Slain For The Love Of A QueenSome Great Shakespearean SceneWhere A Ghost And A Prince Meet, And Everything Ends In MincemeatThe Guy Could Be Waving The FlagThat Began With The Mystical HandHip Hooray, The American WayThe World Is A Stage, The Stage Is A World Of Entertainment