Rugburns - Gold's Gym Guy Lyrics
Why you going out with that golds gym guy?I saw you kissing him on the fourth of julyBaby, cant you see I got tears in my eyes?Why you going out with that golds gym guy?Babys got a thing for muscle bound jocksI collapse a lung just taking off my socksIm holed up in the closet and Im pettin my foxShe treats me like I got a bad case of small *****s, butWhy you going out with that golds gym guy?I saw you kissing him on the fourth of julyBaby, cant you see I got tears in my eyes?Why you going out with that golds gym guy?Hes got a big truck, and its bigger than my dumpIts bigger than the bank account of donald trumpIts bigger than the feeling that Ive got in my rumpHes got as many brains as a gasoline pump, butWhy you going out with that golds gym guy?I saw you kissing him on the fourth of julyBaby, cant you see I got tears in my eyes?Why you going out with that golds gym guy?He shaves his legs and so I asked him if he was biHe grabbed me round the throat and said, prepare to dieEverybody says that Im a nicer guyBut hes like malathion, Im a simple med fly, yeahWhy you going out with that golds gym guy?I saw you kissing him on the fourth of julyBaby, cant you see I got tears in my eyes?Why you going out with that golds gym guy?
