Rugburns - I Want To Learn About Love Lyrics
My mouth was just as dry as the tampon dispenserIn the womens bathroom at the oceanside bus stationA constipated woman barged in on me and saidEeek! a boy! get out before I call queer nation!But the police did arriveAnd they said, whats with this guy?Hes been watching these women peeDoin a study like hes doctor leakeyJust to learn about loveBut I want to learn about loveYeah I want to learn about loveYeah I want to learn about loveCan you show me today?Well I walked into the adult bookstoreAnd my heart was beating louder than the drums at the tip of zimbabweThey never taught me nothin bout this in catholic schoolThey only said if I was bad, I would incur the wrath of mr. yahwehBut the bodies were uncurledAnd they screamed and moaned and hurledAnd the boys was dressed as girlsAnd the women got splashed with pearlsAnd they said it was loveBut I want to learn about loveYeah I want to learn about loveYeah I want to learn about loveCan you show me today?Well I cruised the red light zoneBut I still felt all aloneAnd I turned a nasty trickAnd I drank till I got sickIm sick, Im so sick, Im so sickWell I watched oprah the other dayThere were some mothers on the show that decided to screw their daughters boyfriendsThe daughters were mad, and the boyfriends were gladBecause they got an education by burnin the candle at both endsOprahs dress was canary yellowAnd I think that she fancied that fellowAnd the crotch in his corduroys bulgedAnd the truth it was soon divulgedWhen they taught us bout loveBut I want to learn about love
