S.P.O.C.K - Dr McCoy Lyrics
Senior ship's surgeon since '66 Multitalented, knows all the tricks Been almost everywhere in the galaxy Traveled time and changed history Has a running feud with a green-blooded man Takes every opportunity to argue if he can He's one of a kind, says what's on his mind You might think he's complaining when you here him saying He's a doctor - not an escalator He's a doctor - not a bricklayer He's a doctor - not a shuttle-conductor And everybody knows him as Dr McCoy He's a doctor - not an engineer He's a doctor - and not a magician He's a doctor - not a psychiatrist And you know that I'm talking about Dr McCoy Doesn't like transporters at all Prefers a shuttle if possible Suffered once from Xenopolycytemia Married twice, has a daughter, Joanna Charged with murder of Klingon Chancellor Managed to escape with a fellow officer Doesn't make house calls, had a katra in his head Cures a rainy day and wakes up the dead He's a doctor - not an escalator He's a doctor - not a bricklayer He's a doctor - not a shuttle-conductor And everybody knows him as Dr McCoy He's a doctor - not an engineer He's a doctor - and not a magician He's a doctor - not a psychiatrist And you know that I'm talking about Dr McCoy
