Salt N Pepa - Emphatically No Lyrics
Well I aint sweet sweet oochie coochie moodyBrown-skinned cutie with a big bootieAnd two big tootie-toots up front, check itYour butt-***** premonitions have been dissedMr. me-being-a-ho has just drifted into the abyssSo we wont twist up like pretzelsAnd set your sights on a bona-fide ho requisitesIf any of these sentences have you confusedIll make it simple just for you, check itChorusNo, you cant get my numberNo, Im not going home with you after the jamCheck it out - emphatically no[next verse, time to make your head burst]Baby, I just met youHow could you expect me to respect youAnd lay next to you in the bedroom?And let you boom-boom pow-pow with my face downJust because you think Im cute?I got suped boots and all of your pursuitsHave led to the bed so we can go dillaSo we can go loup-de-layIm not your baby, I dont wanh-wanhYou pitiful excuse for a house-trained petYoure just stress and aggravationJust because you said come overDont mean I wanna smell your stinkin breathSo...ChorusListen, mister, you may possess to be inYes, we could be friends or perhaps we could go out on a dateThen again...noCuz you get no wins for salt-n-pepaWere more than just a pair of flavored skin (? ? )? ? ? grand finaleWere on our way to cali first-classSo miss, I truely wish you would dashAnd stop rubbin up on my buttcheeksSee...ChorusHell no, now bust itYes, Id like a drink, but I dont thinkThat you can get me drunk enough to lay with your skunkOn your patch armpits, make me wanna hot spitHot spa-doohy, groovy guy youre notGlances at my chestFreshie, youre lusting for my fleshSlow like a mole that cant find his holeFloat cousin, the hornets keep buzzin as I say...Chorus