Screeching Weasel - Supermarket Fantasy Lyrics
I went through the automatic doorsMy shopping cart ran in to hersOur eyes met for a second, then she turned awayAnd after just a little whileI went in to the canned goods aisleAnd there she was just standing there smilingI was hoping she'd look at meBut she was checking out the lima beansAnd artichoke, my heart was broken in piecesBy my supermarket fantasyI didn't want to seem obsessedI checked Farina off my listBut I couldn't keep my mind off those perfect lipsI saw her start to walk my wayThought that everything would be okThen I ran in to the cocoa puffs displayI hurried to the checkout lineWishing I could push back timeI looked around and she was right behind meMy supermarket fantasyI wanna clip your coupons girlI wanna squeeze your charmin tooI wanna be your grocery bagger foreverAnd we'll go shopping every nightUp and down the empty aislesAnd I'll always make sure your melons are ripeBut I can't get up the nerveI can have the best buys in the worldBut I'll never share a shhopping cart with herMy supermarket fantasy
