Screeching Weasel - The Last Janelle Lyrics
You dopes are all the sameAnd that's why I'm so ashamedTo be a part of what might be calledThe punk rock communityYou take things way too seriouslyOr else you take them too lightlyPost messages on aolBut don't you dare ***** with JanelleShe's everything that you are notShe's not a girl, she is a thoughtShe's an idea or an ideal that you won't ever getSo go play with your make believe internet friendsShe's on a greyhound busI ate a hairy coconutI think I might have diverticulitisIs there too much beer inside usUgly riot girls sayingI don't know shitIt hurts to know you care enoughTo send the very shittiest,So gentlemen and ladies have a seatAnd allow me to repeat thatYour stupid online worldAnd your stupid comments may well beJustification for a beatingWhere applicableNot valid in vermontVoid where prohibitedAnd shut your *****ing mouthDon't go to easter isleAnd overpopulateYou'll destroyGod's spaceship earthDilute dilute ok.