Sham 69 - The Doctor's Song Lyrics
Plastic dolls in plastic bagsMacho dildos buying shagsWhen the coppers they appearIn the market you can hearTell me Doctor can I buy itTell me Doctor can you supply itSpunky cardboard magazinesYou can see it in his jeansIs it soft or is it hardIt's been seen in Scotland YardTell me Doctor can I buy itTell me Doctor can you supply itTell me are you getting itTell me are you having itDoctor Porno, Doctor PornoFruity stories veggie looksI thought I'd read it all in booksHere comes Sally she's a tennerLay some plates and we'll have dinnerTell me Doctor can I buy itTell me Doctor can you supply itTell me are you getting itTell me are you having itDoctor Porno, Doctor PornoTell me are you getting itTell me are you having itDoctor Porno, Doctor PornoYou want something that will make you hornyWell have a look at this while I speak to TonyI've got what you want but it's in the vanI know you're a naughty manMandy, Margeret, French and sagsYou don't get this on teletext***** women ***** menTake one daily and come againTell me Doctor can I buy itTell me Doctor can you supply itTell me are you getting itTell me are you having itDoctor Porno, Doctor PornoSome come in cos they've been toldIt's all kosher bought and soldYes I think this ones for youYou don't want one you need twoTell me Doctor can I buy itTell me Doctor can you supply itTell me are you getting itTell me are you having itDoctor Porno, Doctor PornoYou want something that will make you hornyWell have a look at this while I speak to TonyI've got one for you but it's in the vanI know you're a naughty man
