Shania Twain - Honey, I'm Home Lyrics
The car wont start--its falling apart falling apartI was late for work and the boss got smartMy pantyline shows--got a run in my hoseMy hair went fiat--man, I hate that (hate that)Just when I thought things couldnt get worseI realized I forgot my purseWith all this stress--i must confessThis could be worse than pmsBridge:This job aint worth the payCant wait til the end of the dayHoney, Im on my wayHey! hey! hey! hey!Chorus:Honey, Im home and I had a hard dayPour me a cold one and oh, by the wayRub my feet, gimme something to eatFix me up my favorite treatHoney, Im back, my heads killing meI need to relax and watch tvGet off the phone--give the dog a boneHey! hey! honey, Im home!I broke a nail opening the mailI cursed out loud cause it hurts like hellThis jobs a pain--its so mundaneIt sure dont stimulate my brain(bridge)(chorus)Oh, rub my neck will you(chorus)Im home, that feels much better