Slick Rick - Lick The Balls Lyrics
Excuse me, Im trying to earn a mere buck or twoA solemn rapper come in -- and who the ***** are you?Around this part of town with diamonds and your girl in furIm trying to enter in this rap contest youre havin sirYoure kinda late flat tire well thatd do it cuzWell alright, pay me now, and youll be at the hubI hope I dont mess up, or run out of breath, or even brickDont worry hon youre hittin em harder than a *****in brickBut what do you think van? please, no one can serve usWish me luck dear, Im scared and Im nervousSo who stands, who falls, who crowds the hallsThis one the dj calls... lick the balls!Now everytime I write dope raps they come vickin itNow you know the title of this, so start lickin itLips kickin it, hey *****, there is a brick in itSo when you think youre prepared, I keep stickin itNow here they come with a spike to fight, take it lightNow who the one youre trying to be like with all your mightAnd anyone that attempted to remove me out the raceBest give me space before I fly in they *****in faceNow raise that vocal, play that role around your local hoodsDont worry about a thing cause ricky rick is bringin home the goodsWho stands, who falls, who crowds the hallsThis one the dj calls... lick the balls!Now everything that come out your mouth, sound like its out of spiteIm back on a mission and this time Im gonna anchor rightThats right, ads help, hes improvin itThank gosh rick! we love the way youre movin itWhos hittin rough in eighty-eight I bet your momma knowsBackslap you all down like I were dominoesStun em all, come on yall, give me a taste of lifeAct trife, Ill let my dog cold ***** ya wifeSo be my friend and dont pretend you will not be forgivenYoure cleaning house up to the master, thats how we both are livinSo who will stands, who falls, who crowds the hallsThis one the dj calls... lick the balls!Go vance wright! go rick! look at the style we bringHow come you cannot write a rap that will erase the kingThe girls you watch are now entranced now when they see me slamShit on mother*****ers and I tell them who the ***** I amMy name is rick, but now you know whos rulin itPump the world and the dj put the fuel in itCome ride the dick and if you wanna know what is the wordWho write the baddest raps you and your boys have ever heardI eat you up and give your girl a bowl of puppy chowYou understand alright? hello! Im tryin to tell you nowWho stands, who falls, who crowds the hallsThis one the dj calls... lick the balls!
