Slick Rick - Mona Lisa Lyrics
[ricky walters]Ladies, and gentlemen... and lowlifesIt is with outstanding pleasureThat we are here to present tonight...Slick rick, the ruler! and mc ricky d!!Doing their smash hit, mona lisa,You know, like the picture?Anyway, Id like to take this time outTo bow before his divine majesty[ricky] oh your majesty...[slick] hmm?[ricky] can I kiss your hand?[slick] mm-hmm[ricky] (kisses his hand loudly)[slick] enough![ricky] come your highness.. they await you..[slick rick]Well, it was one of those days -- not much to doI was chillin downtown, with my old school crewI went into a store -- to buy a slice of pizzaAnd bumped into a girl, her name was mona -- what?Mona lisa (what? ) *singing* mona lisa, so men made you..Youknowhatimsayin? so I said, excuse me, dearMy gosh, you look nice!Put away your moneyIll buy that slice!She said, thanks - Id rather a slice of youIm just kidding, but thats awfully nice of youThe compliment showed she had a mind in herAnd when I smiled (ping!) I almost blinded herShe said, great scott! are you a thief?Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teethHa-ha, hah! had to find that funnySo I said, no child, I work hard for the moneyAnd calling me a thief? please! dont even try it (right!)Sit down eat your slice of pizza, and be quietShe almost got cut short -- you know, scissorsShe tried to disrespect who? ! the grand wizardMe! well whats your name, son?Mc ricky d, but not to be so harsh I said to mona li-heeIm.. sorry and I know thats low class (uhh, yeah)Please sit, and tell me a little about your pastShe said, well I got courage, and I dont like porridge (uh-huh)Ive never been to college, but Ive got crazy knowledge (uh-huh)Over eighteen and my eyes are green (uh-huh)I wear more gold than that man on a-team (uh-huh, uh-huh)Trim, slim, (yeah) and Im also light skinnedBest believe monas a virginA virgin? ! honey needed a slapShe tried to tell me shes a virgin -- with her yea wide gapI said, it dont matter, see, Im not picky (word)Let me spell my name out for you, its ricky:R -- ravishingI -- impressC -- courageous; so carelessK -- for the kangols which Ive gotThat I wear everyday andY -- why not?To fights not right that I recite and im..Quite polite like walter cronkiteWell, just about then, trevor my friend came inHe said, hey rick, dont you know playin with these snakes is a sin? !?He grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me right out the storeHe said, I dont want to see you playin with these lowlifes no more!Now come along, we have a party to attendWith some real mature women and some more of her friendsHe hailed down a cab and he waited for a minuteAnd as the cab came, he thrusted me in it!And as we were leavin and drivin alongI could hear a melody as mona sang a song(excerpt from walk on by [d. warwick])If you see me walking down the streetAnd I start to cry.. each time we meet..Walk on by.. walk on by..Foolish prideThats all that I have left, so, let me hideThe pain and the hurt that you gave meWhen you said goodbye..You walked on by..
