Slick Rick - Treat Her Like A Prostitute Lyrics
Heres an oldie but goodieHit itExcuse meWhat?Can I have your attention?Mn-hmmTheres just a few things that Ive got to mention (uh-huh)Theres girlies out here that seem appealingBut they all come in your life and cold hurt your feelingsIm telling youAs rick is my nameI wouldnt trust not girl unless she feels the sameTreat em like a prostitute (do what? )Dont treat no girlie well until youre sure of the scoopcause all they do is they hurt and trampleListen up close, here comes my first exampleNow ya been with your girlfriend for quite a whilePlans for the future, shes having your childCelebrate with friends drinking cans and quartsTelling all your friends about your family thoughtsOne friend was drunk so he sstarts to act wildHe tells the truth about the kidIts not your childActing like a jerk and on his face was a smirkHe said, your wife went berserk while you was hard at workAnd she led him on and tried to please himShe didnt waste time, she didnt try to tease himTreat em like a prostitue (do what? )Dont treat no girlie well until youre sure of the scoopcause all they do is they hurt and trampleListen up close, here comes my second exampleIts your wifeYou buy the tramp jewels and clothesYou get sentimental and bring home a roseGive her everything cause you swear shes worth itAll your friends tell you, the bith dont deserve itLove is blind, so there goes your wealthUntil one day, you see things for yourselfCame home from work early, mr. lovermanYou had a card and some candy in your right handTheres the mailman, he was short yet stoutHe went inside your house and didnt come back outBust itJust a friendly stop, come on, is it?The mailman comes and he pays your wife a visit?The thought alone makes your temperature boilYou say to yourself, she might still be loyalYou open up your door and stand in a tranceYou see the mailmans bag and the mailmans pantsCame home to partyAt work had a hard dayLook around your house and you say, where the hell are they?Run upstairs up to your bedroomYou look inside your room, you see something brewinCover your mouth because you almost chokeYou see the mailmans dick way up your wifes throatTreat em like a prostitute (mm-hmm)Dont treat no girlie well until youre sure of the scoopcause all they do is they hurt and trampleListen up close, here comes my third exampleNow your girl, she dont like to have sex a lotAnd today shes ready and shes hot, hot, hotAs you open up the door she says, get on the floorShe wants to try things shes never tried beforeShe takes off your drawers and works you overShe calls you twinklesAnd you call her roverNext thing you know, the ho starts to illShe says, I love you, harold and your name is willThats not the half til you start to ride herTake off your rubber and theres one more inside herIts not yours-who can it be?I think it was a slick rapper, his name is m.c. rickyTreat em like a prostituteDont treat no girlie well, treat no girlie wellTreat no girlie well, until youre sure of the scoop
