Sloan - Chester The Molester Lyrics
Chester the Molester's not without his charm She can see herself hanging off his arm He's saying "Hey bartender put it on my tab Unless my limit's running out again." (out again) He's generous but when he's tired of coughing it up Well there's a bill that says he will But he's never concerned If he gets burned Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of a sauna But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna Oh no, it can't be too soon Chester the Molester's trying to hide his ring (what a man) But he's the only guy who's halfway interesting He's saying, "Hey, bartender, can you fill 'er up, Because you see she's running out again." (out again) "You thought I was the type of guy that never put out, But I'm not, Any more than you were" Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of a sauna But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna Oh no, it can't be too soon Oh no, it can't be too soon Don't give in Say you're gonna turn around and leave Don't give in Say you're gonna turn around and leave Chester the Molester never kept his word (what a man) He never bought that drink and now he's lost his bird He's saying, "Hey, bartender, can I look you up, If I'm ever coming out again?" (out again) She's courteous but shuts him down, he's wondering still If there's a pill that says she will 'Cause he's never concerned But he'll get burned Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of a sauna But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna Oh no, it can't be too soon Oh no, it can't be too soon
