Squeeze - Christmas Day Lyrics
Mary and Joseph drove into town,Searching for a place to stay.The moon was up, and his foot was downA miracle was on its way.They tried the hotels, the motels, the bed-and-breakfastLocals, but no one seemed to have any room.Better find a double room soon!Chorus:So where would Christmas be without...Mary and Joseph?Moricrimbe And Wise (UK comedians)Laurel and Hardy? (US comedians)Cracker Surprise?Lights on the pine tree?And more aftershave?I'm not forgetting Jesus who was born on Christmas Day!They found a place with the neon lightsTV, Pool, and VacanciesThe man at the desk didn't hear them rightWhen the two of them booked for three.They watched the TVAnd deeply, she thought about the needingOf the heavens to deliver this wayAnd it happened on Christmas DayChristmas Daaaaaaaaaaaaaay..Christmas Daaaaaaaaaaaaaay..ChorusMary and Joseph were so surprisedWith admirers around the cribThere was something in their son's eyesThey identically took one in.Like a Messiah, and a FireLike the tread around a tireThat grip all roadsIt's to bond you there.And it happened on Christmas Day!Christmas daaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.Christmas daaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.Chorus,
