Stephen Lynch - D & D Lyrics
i got my twelve sided die and im ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew,my friends are comin over to my moms basement bringin funyuns and the mountain dew,i got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereo's a-pumpin zeppelin,its that time of the night we turn on the black light let the dungeons and the dragons begin,it's d&d!fighting with the legends of yore.it's d&d!never kissed lady before (nope).now the lord of the rings the dark crystal and things,we use these as a reference tool,and when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes we're the coolest kids in the school...no we're noti knownow tiche's a real bastard but a fair dungeon master,he's got hit points and charisma to lend,i rehearse in my room or what i call the dragons tomb when im not im with my girlfriend,its d&d...wait...youve got a girlfriend?yeah. yeah...no.its d&d!warriors that terrify.its d&d!virgins til the day we...1,2,3,4!die!
