Stephen Lynch - Gerbil Lyrics
I bought a gerbilat the petting zooIf richard grear can do itI can tooI get undressI start to lubeI stick the gerbil at the end of the tubeWondering just how he'll feelWill he like it better than his little wheelCareful now he's right beside meOne more inch and he's inside meGoooo, gerbil, goBurrow harder, burrow deeperbe my little chimney sweeperone thing i forgot abouthow am i supposed to get you outso now my gerbil is on easy streetits more than cozy and theres plenty to eatgot to find a way to get him out of his holei tried crobars i tried wiresi almost had him with a pair of plyersi tried cheese but he's not bitingi wish this wasn't so excitingGoooo, gerbil, goJesus, I am such a suckerPlease get out you furry f***erI think I am getting illSuddenly he is very very stillNow its too lateMy gerbil diedI guess I have committed gerbicideHere's some advice its very clear cuttIf you love your gerbilDon't stick him up your buttDon't stick him up your buttLittle furry gerbil in your booty hole
