Stephen Lynch - Kill A Kitten Lyrics
when the game of life makes you feel like quiting it helps a lot if you,kill a kittenmark my words cause from were im sitting you cant go wrong if you,kill a kittentheres no crime that you'll be commiting, i know the law you can,kill a kittenand if you need yarn for that scarf you're knitting you'll get pleanty if you,kill a kittenfeed it turpin-tineor break its spine,crush it with your shoeas long as youkill a kittenif the one you love isn't quite as sh-mitting, she'll like you more if youkill a kittenand i quote the bible cause that's where it's written "if ye loveth jesus ye mustkill a kitten"flush him down the can,hit him with your van,throw him at a train,make him snort cocaine,drown him in a lake,bake a kitty cake,sick some TNT,up his cat booty,do what you must do,as long as youkill a kittenkilling kittens isnt easyif the thought makes you feel quzzygrab a pitch fork from the shedand kill a puppy dog insteadkill a kittenkill a kittenkill a kittenfluffy kittenyou gotta kill a kittenkill a kittenmeow
