Stephen Lynch - She Gotta Smile Lyrics
She gotta smile,Yeah, She gotta smile andshe's flashin' it right at meShe gotta wink, a wink acrossthe bar and I know that it's meant to be.She gotta walk, Oooh she walkin' overand i know this could be my day.She got a ... friend,Eeeew she gotta friend;Why's she standin' in her way?!?It's her big fat friend!Oh god there's always oneBig fat friendTo ruin my F---ing fun!Well baby baby babyif it's boots you wanna knock,Leave your chubbly friend at homebecause she's gonna block the *****.Now I'm afraid of no man,With any I'll contend,But I cannot compete with yourBig Fat Friend.(Well Big fat friend, Ah, we meet again!)She won't leave her alone,She rolls her eyes; makes sarcasticcoments while she's suckin' on thatchicken bone.Well, you may think you've won thebattle but i tend to dis-agree.See I know you, and your Achelies Heel,And he's standing next to me.My non-discriminating friend(So what that you're a cow!)Non-discriminating friend!(I'll nail you anyhow!)Now I know that he's no lookerand he's had a couple rounds,But with every shot of Jagerhey you loose a couple pounds!Now baby baby baby bring theevening to an end,Just you and me and my pal,and your big fat friend.