Stephen Lynch - Superhero Lyrics
If I could be a superheroI would be awesome manId fly around the world fighting crimeAccording to my awesome planAnd if I saw criminals trying to lieHurting other people and making them cryId haul them off to jail in my awesome vanCause I would be awesome manNow, Some criminals want you to be a criminalAnd they offer you things like drugs, alcoholBut we know what to do, kidsWe just say NoIf I could be a superheroI would be Drug-Free boyTelling the world of the evils of drugsAnd all of the lives they destroyWell I would take all the junkHes getting so highWith their needles and bongsAnd their sticks of tyeAs I burn them alive I would squeal with joyBecause I would be drug-free boyIf I could be a superheroI'd be Immigration dudeId send all the foreigners back to their homesFor eating up all of our foodAnd taking our welfare and best jobs to bootLike landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruitId pass a lot of laws to get rid of their foodCause Id be Immigration DudeKids, You can make up your very own superheroIf you could, Who would it be?If I a superheroWould you be justice guyMaking sure people get what they deserveEspecially women who lieLike if a wife left her husbandWith three kids and no jobTo run off to HawaiiWith some doctor named bobYou can skin them and drain them of blood so they dieEspecially bobThen you would be justice guyOr you could be more sutleNo, I didnt mean to be vagueGive her the mad cow diseaseLet him die of the plagueAs long as they suffer for their terrible liesEspecially BobThen You would be Justice GuyYes then you would be a super hero like me
