Steve Vai - #?@! Yourself Lyrics
Warning: these lyrics are pretty coarse and are not intended to be read by childrenor anyone easily offended by written words.You've been warned.***** yourself with a rubber hoseStick it in your mouth and down your throatUp your nose and in your heinie holeI don't care where it goesAnd it don't matter if you're straight or gayYou should ***** yourself anywayNow, you don't have to listen to a word I sayBut I know you, you'll be humpin' away***** yourself with your neighbor's noseIf you can't use that, use a 10-foot poleStick it up your ass and go for a strollEveryone will know you've been to this showIf you can't take, eat my stoolMasturbate with some crazy glueI don't care what you doFock yourself with a garden tool***** yourself with politicsAhh they're full of *****in' *****in' shitI mean you know we've been lied to ever since we were bornIt's amazing that we've been getting *****ed that long***** yourself with the world wide webMan you could ride that sucker right from your bedYou may even meet a Tom, Dick, Jane or BillyThen grab onto your modem and ***** yourself silly***** yourself with your heart and soulGive it everything you got, hey I'm talkin' to youIf you can't even ***** yourself,How ya gonna ***** somebody else?***** yourself with my microphoneI'll give it to you later when we're all aloneWe can turn it up loudAnd see if you come, butDon't get your jizz on my microphone***** yourself with organized religionNow that is some seriously sinnin' businessIf the Lord sees their pathetic crimesHe'll be *****in' them 'til the end of timeAnd can someone explain to me this racist crapI know it isn't white, but it isn't blackAnd to all you people who only see things your wayWell, you can suck my dick and take all day***** your nose with a pound of blowWatch your money get up and gobut when you burnt your brain and you sayI don't know!I hate to tell you but I told you so***** yourself with this grunge rock noiseI mean, stuff those albums in your groinThey come down on me because I know how to play -Hey... ***** you!***** yourself with a copy of Rolling StoneOr are they too holy for your holiest of holesNow those people think they're holier than MosesBut aren't they just a bunch of *****in' posers***** yourself with your mother's jewelryI won't tell, I ain't a stoolyIf you pounce hard enough you'll cough up a rubyYour blood will be rich and so will your doodie***** yourself with the latest fashionWith your spikes and your hair and those cute little buttonsAnd if you happen to have some leather and lace***** yourself 'til you're blue in the face***** yourself with your income taxThey're *****ing you and that's a factBefore you know it your money's all spentAnd you've just been *****ed by the government***** yourself with your lawyer friendYou're the only one that's getting *****ed in the endI have been so *****ed by legal billsthat my ***** is the size of Beverly Hills***** yourself with your full-length sweaterWith your minks and your diamonds and your Irish SetterWith your cash and your trash and your sinks and your drinksJust ***** yourself 'til you can't even thinkThose of you who enjoy this songthank you thank you, I love youLet's get it onBut for those of you who are totally outraged***** yourself with your face
