Sting & Police - Murder By Numbers Lyrics
Written by sting & andy summersOnce that youve decided on a killingFirst you make a stone of your heartAnd if you find that your hands are still willingThen you can turn a murder into artThere really isnt any need for bloodshedYou just do it with a little more finesseIf you can slip a tablet into someones coffeeThen it avoids an awful lot of messIts murder by numbers, one, two, threeIts as easy to learn as your abcMurder by numbers, one, two, threeIts as easy to learn as your abcNow if you have a taste for this experienceAnd youre flushed with your very first successThen you must try a twosome or a threesomeAnd youll find your conscience bothers you much lessBecause murder is like anything you take toIts a habit-forming need for more and moreYou can bump off every member of your familyAnd anybody else you find a boreBecause its murder by numbers, one, two, threeIts as easy to learn as your abcMurder by numbers, one, two, threeIts as easy to learn as your abcNow you can join the ranks of the illustriousIn historys great dark hall of fameAll our greatest killers were industriousAt least the ones that we all know by nameBut you can reach the top of your professionIf you become the leader of the landFor murder is the sport of the electedAnd you dont need to lift a finger of your handBecause its murder by numbers, one, two, threeIts as easy to learn as your abcMurder by numbers, one, two, threeIts as easy to learn as your a, b, c, d, e
