Sublime - Raleigh Solioquy Pt. Ii Lyrics
Raleigh: you went for line drawings and you *****ed up you *****in' idiot.You brain-washed yourself you mother *****in' stupid ***** suckers, becauseYou never studied your holy homework. that's two capital h's there, allThe rest are lower case in any *****in' case. supreem court, you are notThe *****ing supreem court of anything, except hell! for the next tenThousand years you will shovel your shit and eat it, because your onRepeate mother *****er. it just started backwards and you can't do a*****in' thing about it. the public are gonna take back every *****in'Thing that you took away from them you mother *****er.Security guard: raleigh.Raleigh: yes.Guard: this is the deal.Raleigh: yes, what is the deal?Guard: you either cool it down right now...Raleigh: or your gonna *****in die!Guard: ...your outta here.Raleigh: oh, your gonna put me out? well i ain't leavin' mother*****er. now what are you gonna do, what are you gonna do to this littleKid? eh?Guard: your gonna go to the psyke ward.Raleigh: well good, that's where i wanna go.Guard: yea, your gonna be right there. so you better cool it down. youBetter cool it down right now, i don't want to hear anything else out ofThis room or you are gonna go to the psyke ward. this is your lastOppertunity.Raleigh: yea, ok, get it. let's go.Guard: shut your *****in' mouth.Raleigh: alright.Guard: and don't make anymore waves in the house. otherwise you'r goingTo the spyke ward.Raleigh: well, thats exactly what i'm gonna do, i'm gonna go to the psykeWard and so i'm gonna shoot my *****in' mouth off, so get out of here.Your cutting into my commercial.Guard: you understand?Raleigh: i'm making a *****in' comercial, i'm a businessman! get out ofHere! your trying to get in on this *****in' thing, you ain't no star*****, your just a *****in' arand boy.Guard: your the craziest son of a ***** i ever...Raleigh: exactly...i'm an american!Guard: this is the last warning raleigh.Raleigh: good, shut up![background laughter]Guard: anymore out of you and your going to the psyke ward.Raleigh: see, you lie. you don't eat your feedback.Guard: you need to understand that, as long as you understand that, that'sThe rules raleigh.Raleigh:whoever comes in this *****in' room, i'm gonna *****in' kill em!That's what i gonna do.Guard: oh are ya? i'm in your room raleigh.Raleigh: well you've come in aginst...this is my room.Guard: i'm in your room, i'm in you room, i'm in your room.Raleigh: back out, back out, back out. words don't bother me man, actionsDo.Guard: let's do it, go for it dude.Raleigh: well if you come at me your gonna *****in' die!Guard: go for it.Raleigh: i ain't going for nothing, you *****in' reach for me and i'mGonna take your arm off.Guard: come on. come on!Raleigh: i ain't commin, you come.Guard: cool it raleigh. you understand that? you got it? either youCool it or your out of here, that's the only choice you have.Raleigh: try it.Guard: your gone dude.Raleigh: who's gonna inforce it? call the cops muther*****er! call theCops.Guard: you got witnesses right now?Raleigh: no witnesses, call the *****ing cops! i'll call the *****in' copsOn you, you *****sucker, right now.Guard: good.Raleigh: 911 - just like that, and you will never get out of this.Guard: good. come on.Raleigh: i would like an emergency call please, there's a psychopathicTrying to kill me in my *****in' room, now get them cops over here to1-2-3-o-9 ventura street please. he is standing in my door, i told him toGet out of here, and he tells me he's gonna put me in the psyco-tank, forMaking my production here. which is a science fiction magazine! and he'sTrying to scare me 'cause he thinks he's big, but he's just a big pile ofShit! 'cause i'll splatter him all over the fickin' wall. i hope youRecord all that. that's a pre-programming for the police department! andSend 'em over here, 'cause i'm about to kill him in two seconds. now get'em over here as fast as you can please. i hope your recording this.