Suburban Legends - Desperate Lyrics
What the hell is wrong with me?I'm in a band, ladies can't you seePlease don't judge me by the car that I driveOr the fact that I haven't had a date since '95Come on, don't go awayDon't listen to your friends when they that I am gayI try so hard but I just can't get no playDon't have any STDsCome on, I'm begging on my kneesCome on get close just ignore the fleasWe will take anything that walks . . .Because we're desperateI know I'm not a handsome manCuz I look like an ogre with a farmer's tanAnd every time the ladies see me and I'm walking their wayThey say, "Brian smells, everybody stay away"Oh ladies, can't you seeI can't help it because I'm uglyBut I'm in a band, don't that count for somethingCome on now, don't delayCuz if you don't call then I'll probably rent-a-dateAnd my tab keeps rising, cuz I do it every dayOh ladies, can't you seeI'm in a band, why aren't you attracted to me?I don't care if you're underageJust as long as you'll be seen with me in a public placeWhat's it gonna take? (What's it gonna take?)For you help me bake cookies?Doo-Wah-DooCuz I need to knowI'm all hot and readyAnd I got to go . . .Because we're DesperateWhy oh why must I have this rashNo girls talk to me they just step backShould I lift weights? Would that make me more sexual?Maybe wear glasses would that make me intellectual?Come on lets do it fastCuz I'm all hot and ready and it just wont lastAnd I got 20 dollars what can I get for that?
