Suburban Legends - Don Juan Lyrics
When I was a little-bitty boyJust above the floorI used to play doctorWith the girls from next doorThey said, "Show me yours, I'll show you mine."From then on in that's how I spent most of my time.Some people call me TimWhere did that come from?I am to be no other thanDon JuanEver since that fateful dayWhen I became a manI've broken hearts of girlsFrom Guam to JapanCould it be my savoir-faire,My personalityAll I can say is that there is no one who can resist me