Tenacious D - Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) Lyrics
Beelzeboss[beelz] I Am Complete![both] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck![beelz] Yes You Are *****ed, Shit Out Of LuckNow I'm Complete And My ***** You Will SuckThe World Will Be Mine And You're First In LineYou Brought Me The Pick And Now You Both Shall Die![jb] Wait! Wait!You Mutha*****aWe Challenge You To A Rock Off!Give Us One Chance To Rock Your Socks Off[beelz] *****, *****, *****The Demon Code Prevents MeFrom Declining A Rock Off ChallengeWhat Are Your Terms? What Is The Catch?[jb] If We Win, You Must Take Your Sorry Ass Back To Hell.And Also You Will Have To Pay Our Rent[beelz] And What If *i* Win?[jb] Then You Can Take Kage Back To Hell...[kg] What?[jb] Trust Me Kage, Its The Only Way,[kg] What The ***** Man?[jb] To Be Your Little *****.[beelz]Fine! Let The Rock Off Begin!hahahahaaIm The Devil I Love Metal!Check This Riff It's *****ing TastyI'm The Devil I Can Do What I Want,Whatever I Got I'm Gonna Flaunt,There's Never Been A Rock Off I've Ever LostI Cant Wait To Take Kage Back To HellI'm Gonna Fill Him With My Hot Demon GelI'll Make Him Squeal Like My Scarlet Pimpernel[jb] Noooooo!Cmon Kage Bring The Thundah[kg] There's Just No Way That We Can Win,That Was A Masterpiece.[jb] Listen To Me[kg] He Rocks Too Hard Because He's Not A Mortal Man[jb] Goddamn-it Kage,He Gonna Make You His Sex Slave,Youre Gonna Gargle MayonnaiseUnless We Bust A Massive Monster Mamma-jam.[kg] Dude, We've Been Through So Much Shit,[jb] Deactivated Lasers With My Dick[both] Now Its Time To Blow This *****er Down![jb] C'mon Kage Now It's Time To Blow Doors Down[kg] I Hear You Jables Now It's Time To Blow Doors Down[jb] Light Up The Stage Cuz Its Time For A Showdown[kg] We'll Bend You Over Then We'll Take Ya To Brown Town[both] Now We've Got To Blow This *****er Down[kg] He's Gonna Rape Me If We Do Not Blow Doors Down[jb] C'mon Kage Cuz It's Time To Blow Doors Down[kg] Ooooooh (?) It's Time For The Black Out[jb] Hey Anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,We Know Your Weakness Our Rocket-sauceWe Rock The Casbah, And Blow Your MindWe Will Defeat You, For All MankindYou Hold The Scepter,We Hold The KeyYou Are The Devil,We Are The D [17x][beelz]You Guys Are *****in' Lame. Come On Kage, You're Comin With Me.Taste My Lightning Suckers![tenacious D:][jb] Noooo![beelz]Ow! *****!My *****in' Horn!Ooohh No![jb] From Whence You Came You Shall Remain,Until You Are Complete Again[beelz]Nooooooo! ***** You Kage And ***** You Jables!I'll Get You Tenacious D!
